Presented Without Comment or Context: Some Jose Canseco Tweets

Once upon a time, Jose Canseco was putting up the first 40-homer, 40-steal season in baseball history. Now, Canseco serves the greater good by imparting nuggets of wisdom from his Twitter account. Here are some of the highlights, all from this past month alone, which provide a small window into one of the great minds of this generation. His scattered Oscars commentary is surpassed only by his profound musings on gravity.

I will always have my sweet sweet guns
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 7, 2013

What all does a Pope do
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 11, 2013

Why are all the Popes old men?They need younger strong men or women to be popes with energy that can last a while and get stuff done.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 11, 2013

Time for a Pope from the new World.Europe has had the job for a couple of thousand years and could use our help.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 11, 2013

Vaticanseco
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 11, 2013

I am in the wigwam
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 12, 2013

Why is lent a negative
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 13, 2013

They laughed at Galileo
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 13, 2013

How did the morons get into Alabama
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 14, 2013

who let the dogs out
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 15, 2013

No way was that a meteor in russia today
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 15, 2013

north korea do the math
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 15, 2013

Governments think truth is a poison that will kill them
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 15, 2013

More thoughts on gravity tomorrow
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 18, 2013

Ancient gravity was much weaker
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 19, 2013

You ever wonder why nothing REALLY big exists today in nature
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 19, 2013

elephants today eight tons supersaurs two hundred tons a totally different world. why?
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 19, 2013

Animal tissue of muscles and ligaments could not support huge dinosaurs even standing up or pump blood up 60 foot necks
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 19, 2013

I may not be 100% right but think about it.How else could 30 foot leather birds fly?
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 19, 2013

FAscinated by rocketry travel.Lots of good info at rocketryforum.com
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 20, 2013

jen aniston has too much dress on
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 25, 2013

I know mel has had some issues but dam i could watch braveheat until my eyes bleed
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 25, 2013

bill shatner is not appreciated enough he is a giant
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 25, 2013

i do like the jaws theme
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 25, 2013