"MIAMI -- Amar'e Stoudemire suffered lacerations on his left hand after the New York Knicks' loss to the Miami Heat on Monday night, a team spokesman confirmed.
A team source told ESPN's Rachel Nichols that Stoudemire injured the hand while punching the glass casing surrounding a fire extinguisher located in a hallway at the AmericanAirlines Arena."
I am now preparing myself mentally for the coming 48-hour media tsunami of jokes, puns, and snide comments that will include the phrase, "Break Glass In Case of Emergency."
