Showing posts with label Miguel Batista. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Miguel Batista. Show all posts

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Facetious Quote of the Day

18-year MLB veteran, average middle reliever, and below-average spot starter Miguel Batista had this to say about his team, the New York Mets, who currently have won exactly one more game than they've lost:

“Right now [the Nats are] playing good baseball, but I don’t believe they’re a better team than us. They’re playing great baseball. But better team? I believe we’re the better team … I believe we are the best team in baseball. We just have to play like one.”


Sorry, but any team that employs Miguel Batista automatically renders itself ineligible for the "Best Team in Baseball" title.